Super Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

Haha

2009-03-07T21:49:00.001Z

Wasted

Chergate scandle update!

2008-12-11T20:19:00.001Z

Today in a shocking incident involving several twists, turns and jazz hands just like a traditional cher routine a crazed fan who will remain unamed was killed dead by cher herself. Witnesses say she beat the victim with a java compiler for several minutes before bursting into her new hit 'u give me fever...lab fever'. Although her new song is fab it does not warrent the death of a raving screaming cher crazed fan. Keep an eye out for cher. She is presumed armed with java.compilers and dangerous.

Samba di janeiro!

2008-12-09T19:27:00.001Z

Everyone samba! Samba di janeiro!

Chergate scandal update!

2008-12-09T15:59:00.002Z

Hot scandal has just landed in dit kevin street. Cher seen here with her eyes tastefully blacked out has just released a statement saying how unhappy she is at her image being defaced and spread around kevin street. Her previous visits have brought joy to gay and gays alike with her singing all her classic hits like "walking in java instanciated varibles", "belive in life after information retrieval", "Gypsies, tramps and compilers" and her all time classic "I saw a man and he danced with an interim report". Maybe sure to keep CherWatch 2008 going and report your next sighting of cher

Cher makes an appearance in dit

2008-12-04T18:15:00.001Z

Look who we found wandering around dit. Cher! Singing her new song 'interim report blues' sure to b her next number one. Download it now frow www.cherisgreat.com for only 9.99. Her new album entitled 'ill fyp in ur face' will be released soon!

Coming soon

2008-11-29T10:20:00.001Z

Vogue!

2008-06-18T14:26:00.006Z

Greta Garbo, and Monroe

Dietrich and DiMaggio

Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean

On the cover of a magazine.

Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean

Picture of a beauty queen

Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire

Ginger Rogers, dance on air.

They had style, they had grace

Rita Hayworth gave good face

Lauren, Katherine, Lana too

Bette Davis, we love you.

Ladies with an attitude

Fella's that were in the mood

Don't just stand there, let's get to it

Strike a pose, there's nothing to it.

VOGUE!!!!

An evening out with edel

2008-06-18T14:15:00.003Z

Just met edel after work one day for a quick drink and a cigarrette. I dont think we had that much! only 6 packs of smokes and like 10 coctails! thats nothin!

You must be this ape like to teach in D.I.T

2008-01-14T15:20:00.001Z

What amazingly talented lecturer does this remind you of? After managing to somehow escape dublin zoo 60 years ago this decrepid old fossil found his way to dit where he got a lecturing job easier than a passed out britney spears. The subject he would finally teach was randomly selected from a hat, chosen by a hippo that also escaped the zoo. Soon he was on his way to "teaching" a class on a subject he had never even heard of, so when you're in class wondering why it seems like its the first time he has EVER seen the notes he is trying to explain its because it IS his first time. And if you ever have a problem understanding something he is more than happy to stand there and scratch his head for several minutes trying to translate into his own moron language what you have said then he will garble up your question to make it seem like an answer and usually finish it with "yeah i suppose you could do it that way" or some other generic statement. 3 cheers for dit and their fantastic interrogation process for lecturers. Not only does it mean we get the cream of the crop in intellectual and teaching terms but it also gives a chance to those escaped wild animals from zoos to make something of their lives. Although a blank sheet of paper could teach a subject better than this gorilla we still love him to bits and bits! He will be installed here for the forseeable future and will have countless chances to torture the subsequent years with his horendous lecturing and general existing skills.

Donal at 12 months old!! worlds tallest child!

2008-01-14T11:46:00.000Z

The look of lov..disgust is in ur eyes!

2008-01-14T10:53:00.001Z

Dave: why did you do it john!! why????
John: I dont know. He was so close to the blender, and the next thing i knew we were all drinking smoothies.

Dirka much!

2008-01-13T12:49:00.001Z

Apparently i look russian but i was going for the team america look

The wheels on the bus

2008-01-12T15:19:00.001Z

Goin home one day. we decided to put on a little show on the bus for the other freeks. dave is seen here wearing a sexy scarf/raincoat combination as seen in all this springs magazines. ooh la la!