You must be this ape like to teach in D.I.T

What amazingly talented lecturer does this remind you of? After managing to somehow escape dublin zoo 60 years ago this decrepid old fossil found his way to dit where he got a lecturing job easier than a passed out britney spears. The subject he would finally teach was randomly selected from a hat, chosen by a hippo that also escaped the zoo. Soon he was on his way to "teaching" a class on a subject he had never even heard of, so when you're in class wondering why it seems like its the first time he has EVER seen the notes he is trying to explain its because it IS his first time. And if you ever have a problem understanding something he is more than happy to stand there and scratch his head for several minutes trying to translate into his own moron language what you have said then he will garble up your question to make it seem like an answer and usually finish it with "yeah i suppose you could do it that way" or some other generic statement. 3 cheers for dit and their fantastic interrogation process for lecturers. Not only does it mean we get the cream of the crop in intellectual and teaching terms but it also gives a chance to those escaped wild animals from zoos to make something of their lives. Although a blank sheet of paper could teach a subject better than this gorilla we still love him to bits and bits! He will be installed here for the forseeable future and will have countless chances to torture the subsequent years with his horendous lecturing and general existing skills.