Today in a shocking incident involving several twists, turns and jazz hands just like a traditional cher routine a crazed fan who will remain unamed was killed dead by cher herself. Witnesses say she beat the victim with a java compiler for several minutes before bursting into her new hit 'u give me fever...lab fever'. Although her new song is fab it does not warrent the death of a raving screaming cher crazed fan. Keep an eye out for cher. She is presumed armed with java.compilers and dangerous.
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